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Making waves. Setting the bar low.

Salty Expectations takes all the best parts of beach life—sun, surf, and sarcasm—and wraps them up in gifts and apparel that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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You probably don't care but.....

Hi, I’m Brooke. The genius (or disaster, depending who you ask) behind this shop. I run on sarcasm, iced coffee, and the delusional belief that I should be living on a tropical island instead of a place where the air tries to murder my face for half the year.

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This little corner of the internet is where beach vibes crash into salty humor—because life’s too short for boring clothes and basic gifts. Consider this your one-stop shop for sass, snark & stuff you don’t need (but want anyway).

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Until my permanent island relocation comes through, I’ll be here providing products that bring you equal parts sunshine and sass.

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Hop on our wave (aka email list). Don’t worry, we’re too lazy to flood your inbox.

We’ll behave… mostly.

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